Since it is April Fools’ day, and I’m not much the joker myself, I’ll send you somewhere.

My pal Deb has a post up: 30 Celebrities Who Gave Their Kids Really Dumb Names

Perfect for if your baby is born today and you’d like to play a joke on him or her. Just choose a name from this list, sign that birth certificate, and you’re done. It’s the ultimate lifetime joke.